Not me

When I get old, I'm not going to wear red hats and purple clothes (not that there is anything wrong with that).
I'm going to wear a pair of boots - maybe this pair of Charley 1 Horse.
Or maybe this other pair by Charley 1 Horse. I think the requirement will be that they have to have a cool name.
Maybe this pair called Old Nugget Lizard! Maybe I won't wait til I'm old.